The operation was taking longer than I was told it would. Keeping friends and family updated, I texted, “It’s way past when they said Gar would be out of surgery. The operating room called to say he was fine, but it was more extensive than originally thought. If it’s lengthy because he’s getting liposuction and a chin lift, while I muddle through with flabby thighs, I’m gonna be so mad.”
When Gar was finally taken to recovery I texted, “He received six screws and a cage and the doctor says it went well.”
A funny friend replied, “I’m glad it’s over but I hope you’re not going to keep him in the cage all the time.”
I replied, “It depends on if he got a tummy tuck.”
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